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Volume:00   Issue:002 February 28, 1999

"Y2K is most likely to be a problem well into 1900"

Click on a Topic: Speed Up Your Searches - Hot Keys - Y2K - Find Yourself! -
Joy of Hypertext
- Can that Spam! - Crash Clinic - Free Internet Access
ISSUE 2... FINALLY!
Yes, the long-awaited second issue of Knat's Knews has finally arrived. A few people told me issue 1 was too "technical" so I've tried to include info that will be useful for both novices as well as hard core nerds. Let me know what you think by sending comments using the new Knat's Knews Feedback Page.

FREE INTERNET ACCESS!!!

This one is good. This one is HOT! 100% free, no setup fee, unlimited, lifetime, free(did I mention that?) internet access from NetZero, a nationwide provider in most major markets.

The only hitch: a small, always on top, ad screen which you can postition anywhere on the screen. Over the Start button is good since you can always activate Start with Ctl+Esc or the Win95 key anyway.

One other minor inconvenience: to connect to the net, you'll need to log on through the NetZero program icon. After you've logged on you can use any of your internet software normally.
For a few ads, NetZero provides an email address and unlimited surfin'. You can't beat that!

Since this article was first written a number of others have joined the game, from Alta Vista to K-mart. If you decide to sign up with a free ISP, be sure to read their privacy policy first. It seemed like Freei wanted me to agree to everything up to and including a webcam in my bathroom!



Gentlemen, Start Your
Ferrets!

You need information and you need it fast. You fire up your browser, call up your favorite search engine, type in your query and wait... And hope that some of the 10 or 20 listings will be relevant.

     If you'd prefer to quickly get back a list of hundreds of sites gleaned from a number of search engines without even opening your web browser, give WebFerret a try. WebFerret resides on your (Windows) system and has an explorer like window giving you a choice of views: list, small or large icons.

A description of each site pops up when the mouse cursor glides over it and you can save the search results to keep the whole list for future reference. And there's no need to keep hitting the back button to return to your search engine. Double click on a site and it loads in your browser leaving you free to keep looking through the list.

WebFerret is the search tool of choice and you can download it directly from this web site HERE (732K) or from FerretSoft. (For Win9x only)Price: Free.
 


FIND YOURSELF!
Or someone else quickly with maps from Yahoo. Drop the street address if you want an entire city map. The zip code can be dropped too, if you don't know it. High res versions of maps are available for printing. Try it now with this simple form:
Street Address:

City, State, Zip:


THE JOY OF HYPERTEXT. Someone asked me if there is an easy way to create a web page with just a few mouse clicks. Well, of course there is! If you have Internet Explorer, you can right-click on a free area of your desktop, choose "New," and then "HTML document" from the drop-down list, and voila! Now open it and what do you see? A blank page. If you open it in a text editor such as Notepad, here's what you'll see:
<HTML>
</HTML>
Nothing to write home about, but if you type a few words between <HTML> and </HTML>, and reload the page, your words will appear!

If you want to get some control over formatting your text, you'll have to learn a few HTML tags. You've already seen two: <HTML> and </HTML>. "HTML" stands for HyperText Markup Language. These two tags tell a web browser that everything between them is a web page.

To make a paragraph, surround the text you want in it with these two tags: <P> & </P>.

There are lot of paired tags in HTML, but here are a couple that can stand alone: <BR> creates a new line or "break". <HR> creates one of these cool horizontal lines or "Horizontal References":
If youd like to learn more HTML, you can patiently await future installments of this column or check out Joe Burns'
HTML Goodies Website His HTML tutorials makes it easy to understand and he has some great tutorials on Javascript as well.
 
Y2K MINUS 1 AND COUNTING
     With all the hysteria surrounding this issue, one wonders if computers will handle the millenium shift better than we humans. It's hard to know for certain how serious the Y2K problem will turn out to be before the clock strikes (or fails to strike) 01/01/2000.
DON'T PANIC!!!
     Sure, there may be problems with the timers in traffic lights and bank vaults. Switches in phone systems and power grids could cease to function. Planes and trains could be stranded by systems which indicate their scheduled maintenance is 100 years overdue. Anyone who has neglected to test their computers for Y2K compliance might be facing some down time. And of course all of these things will be going haywire at the same time! One thing is certain: panic will only make the situation worse.
What can YOU do?
  First of all, get informed.
  People who ignore Y2K are
  likely to be the ones bitten
  the hardest by it. Take
  responsibility for the com-
  puter(s) you have control
  over. Check the web sites
  of the software companies
  whose software is installed
  on your system. Check to
  see if there are any prob-
  lems you need to be con-
  cerned with and if there
  are any patches you can
  download or workarounds
  you can use. A listing of
  useful Y2K links can be
  found at Knat's Knews
  Special Edition--Y2K Links

SOME Y2K TIPS FOR WIN95:
    Check the date on winfile.exe found in your windows directory. If it's older than 3/11/1997, download THIS FILE(Win95y2k.exe) right now and run it. It's no longer available from MicroSoft's ftp site, but don't worry, we saved it from oblivion here. It will correct some problems with the displaying of file dates.
    Now open your control panel (Start/Settings/Control Panel). Click on "Regional Settings." Click on the "Date" tab. Where you see "Short date style," make sure to choose a date style with "yyyy" in the year field: "M/d/yyyy" or "MM/dd/yyyy". Now when you choose the "details" view in Explorer, you will see the year in unabbreviated form and when you choose to sort files by date, they will still be sorted in the proper order after 1999. Otherwise a file with a 00 year would be sorted as an older file.

 
THESE KEYS ARE HOT!!!

     If you're not familiar with hot keys, let me clue you in to this computing convenience. Hot keys are key combinations of your choosing that you can use to quickly launch programs or open documents. An example of a hot key combination would be " Ctl+Alt+N" to start NotePad.
     Hot keys save you time you would spend searching through your Start Menu or getting to your desktop to click on a shortcut. You can even use hot keys to clean up your desktop.

Hot key how to:

     Anything you can run with a shortcut can be hot keyed. Just make sure the hot key is in one of two locations: The Desktop or the Start Menu. Shortcuts in the Start Menu will work even if they are buried deep in a subdirectory of
"c:\Windows\Start Menu\Programs."
     To assign a hot key to a shortcut, open its properties (select it and press Alt+Enter or right click it and choose "Properties"). Choose the "Shortcut" tab. Click in the box labeled "Shortcut key:" Now press a key that you would like to use for the shortcut. In most cases your choice will automatically be preceeded by "Ctl+Alt." Now click "OK" and you can begin using your new hot key--usually.
     If the hot key combo is being used by another shortcut, you will have problems assigning it or getting it to work. Make sure the hot keys you choose are unique. Just try pressing them before assigning them to a new shortcut. If nothing happened, they're most likely available.
     You may also encounter problems if a hot key was reassigned from one shortcut to another or if the shortcut was moved after the hot key was assigned. In those cases your hot key won't work untill you restart Windows.
----A FINAL TIP----
     You are not limited to having all hot keys beginning with "Ctl+Alt". For all of the letter keys and many of the other keys, you may also use "Ctl+Alt+Shift", "Ctl+Shift", and "Alt+Shift". Just press the whole combination when you're assigning the hot key . This should give most users more than enough hot keys for all of their programs. Good luck remembering them, and happy hot key-ing!

CAN THAT SPAM!
     In the first issue of Knat's Knews, the article "Spam Free Email" offered some tips on protecting yourself from spam or unsolicited email. Tip 4 suggested that simply by using AOL's email, you were making yourself a target for spam. Actually, the real culprit is AOL's chat rooms. Your handle in AOL chat sessions is the first part of your email address. The AOL chat rooms are regularly trolled by spammers collecting email addresses. If you want to chat and still keep your email address private, just be sure to log on using one of the several aliases you can have on AOL before you enter the chat area.
And one more thing...
     Never reply to spam nor send email to an address they give you "in order to be removed from the list." Doing so simply verifies your email address as a good one which can be sold to still other spammers. And think thrice before you call that toll free number or consider ordering one of those bogus products. By doing so, you're dooming the rest of us to more of those endless attacks on our gullibility.



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CRASH CLINIC

Dedicated to the smooth and efficient operation of your Win9x system because there's nothing so irritating as a computer CRASH!   #@*%!~`#/$›ø!! :( :( :(

INSTALL WITH CAUTION! After installing a few programs recently, I began getting error messages almost every time I touched a key. I clicked on files and got "file not found." I would be informed that programs not been shut down after I had shut them down. Ctl+Alt+Del failed to bring up the task list. Almost all of my applications were making "illegal operations" and were being shut down. These illegal operations often involved the kernel and that meant rebooting, BUT even Windows wouldn't shut down properly so I'd be reaching for the reset key, often several times a session. Then I'd need to run ScanDisk again to fix the resulting lost clusters. In short, my computer had gone completely haywire and I was almost ready to type "format c:" at the DOS prompt. (ATTENTION NOVICES!!! DON'T DO THAT!!!) Fortuneately, with a little carefully applied trouble shooting and some luck, my operating system has been re-stabilized and my computer is no longer in danger of being shot.

Here's how I solved the problem: I had installed two new programs on my system, MemTurbo and NetSonic. Both of these have some nice features. MemTurbo has the neat ability to free up system resources to increase the RAM available to your application. NetSonic is a web accelerator that improves your web browsing by preloading the text from links on the current page, as well as efficiently caching the pages you've visited so you can quickly return to them, instead of waiting for them to reload as is often necessary even if you've tweaked your browser's cache settings. NetSonic--available from Web 3000, Inc.--really did speed up my browsing, but when I got the following error message, I knew it had problems: "Web3000QueueClass has not been closed." This was appearing when I attempted to exit Windows, even after I removed NetSonic from my startup group and had not been running it. I didn't exactly know what Web3000ClassQueue was, but after failing to find it in the Registry or any where else and discovering no way to prevent it from loading, I decided to uninstall NetSonic. After doing so from the control panel and rebooting for the changes to take effect, I am happy to say my OS has been relatively stable. (Windows is NEVER completely stable.)

The NetSonic uninstall was not entirely without incident. The program did remove a critical *.dll file (msvcrt40.dll) necessary to run FrontPage Express which I was using to write Knat's Knews. (Now I work in the DOS Edit program) Fortuneately, it announced what it was about to do, which allowedg me to copy the *.dll first, so I was easily able to replace it.

There are several lessons here. When installing new software, go slowly. If I had installed a dozen programs and then began having problems... I might never have sorted the mess out. Programs often run invisibly, quietly wrecking havock in the background and causing conflicts where you'd least expect them. Don't panic. Read your error messages carefully. Often you can press the "details" button to find out more about what happened. While most of the details may seem unintelligible, often you may see a pattern emerge if you just note the names of the programs involved in the error. In future "Crash Clinics" I'll be including tips on backing up your system and safely installing and removing software.

Copyright ©1999 Ken Natco

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